That’s One Hot Dog! GiGi Eats Groceries
Ball Park Franks. Sausages. Frankfurter. All of these words are synonymous with calorie loaded lard explosives. Luckily the hot dog gods (AKA Applegate Farms) heard my (or perhaps our) pleas and...
View ArticleSo Hungry You Could Eat A…
Have you ever been so hungry that… Your shoe, your car bumper… The designs on a rug… Made you drool? I’m about to bite your hand off if you don’t give me that treat right NOW! You’re definitely not...
View ArticleYou’ll Frittata Over This Heart-y Dish!
Nip. Tuck. Hide. Strap Down. Contour. Shade. Stretch. Tighten. Let me guess… When you think of these words you immediately envision the “glamorous” world of Hollywood, the land of “bake and fake”. Or...
View ArticleSaint Patrick’s Day: Rolling Up a Specialty
I’m Tater McMuffin. Without GiGi knowing, I hacked onto her blog because I wanted to introduce the latest DUDE FOOD video all by my… wee little self. After all, I am a dude, albeit, short, but a dude...
View ArticleNotsa Carbonara
Have you ever been caught in a treacherous F-5 tornado filled with hail the size of pick-up trucks, hungry great white sharks, sharp machetes, an angry and drunk Chris Brown and the father of all...
View ArticleGetting Stuffed With Brad Gouthro
Today… I DID NOT cook up a stud muffin… Instead… I called one in for delivery… Sorry Digiorno! And… THIS flavor of STUD MUFFIN arrived at my door! The Brad Gouthro flavor! Also included in my order,...
View ArticleYou Won’t Be Waffling Over This!
We tend to waffle over a lot of things… Such as: Whether or not we… Relate more to Batman, Superman or Spiderman Want the soup or salad with the lunch combo at the deli down the street… Screw it,...
View ArticleT-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer
Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts...
View ArticleChomping on CHOMPS!
Don’t you dare even TRY TO deny the fact that… You’re CHOMPING at the BIT because you’re OVERLY EXCITED about what I am going to disclose to you today… Okay… Lemme quit flattering myself because...
View ArticleMaking Meatzas With Molly Sims
So you think supermodels don’t eat. HOWEVER… That FORK is WORKING IT into Kate Moss‘s mouth! Tyra Banks is MAKING LOVE to the Twinkie… Alessandra Ambrosio is “tearing the sheet” out of those fries and...
View ArticleChinese Take Out, Made In
When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being....
View ArticleNacho Average B.R.I.S.K.E.T.
Basically Ready In Seconds (and) Kickin’ Every Tastebud Sure… You could probably come up with at least twenty billion (or more?) foods that can be ready in next to no time AND make you want to jump in...
View ArticleCheck Out My Baskets!
As you may be aware at this point… There is a lot of “clowning around” that goes on here. Puns. Quips. Tomfoolery. And but of course… Innuendos. The same could be said about the show Baskets, a TV show...
View ArticleAll That Salt Is NO Miss-Steak!
At this point, you might be “THANKSGIVING STUFFED” (aw man, now I want the holidays back… Dammit, why did I bring them up?) because I keep shoving the fact that The Food Pervert and I went to Greece...
View Article“Meat” Your Valentine!
You know that song by Celine Dion that goes a little something like… Every night in my dreams… I see you. I feel you. Yeah, well… If I were the one who wrote this tune… It wouldn’t have been about a...
View ArticleCome Squash Balls With Me!
I want to tell you about the first love of my life… From what feels like many eons ago… Although, it really wasn’t eons ago because I am not THAT OLD. Hearty. Full of energy. Thin and squishy, yet also...
View ArticleWe’re Not Tuckered Out… Part Two Of Our Safari in Africa
Typically when I talk about cows… It’s me… Explaining the differences between grass-fed/finished and grain-fed/finished bovine (grass-fed/finished beef for the win)… Making fart jokes… Reminding...
View ArticleA Devilishly Meaty Assignment For You
I have an assignment for all of you. Convince me that SPRING is a great season. Because right now I FORKING hate it and here’s why… All I can think, when I think SPRING is: WHOOOPPPEEEEEE it’s going to...
View Article“Torturing” My Husband… Turns Hysterical.
To me, “torture” could be described as going to Ikea, then taking a “quick” trip to Costco, followed by a Home Depot “run”… All starting at 7pm on a, lets say, Thursday (hi, RUSH HOUR traffic), while...
View ArticleGame On… A Wild Game Meat Taste Test!
I would love to do a word associate game with you right now with the word… MEAT… But if you’re anything like me, your mind immediately dives into GUTTER-TOWN… So we are not going to do that. However,...
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